Please do not touch my cornflakes.

Yesterday I walked through this door in my kitchen and you'll never guess what I found. It's like there a whole huge world out there. Ya! And there's this thing called the sun... boy, is it bright. And this other thing called the wind which really freaked me out. But maybe the weirdest thing of all was the fact that when I'm in that place there is nothing between me and EVERYTHING else. Nothing between me and mountains, castles, tigers, penguins, or people in Ethiopa.

Very weird.

All my love,
Shmerica.

Don't even start giving me any lip about not writing anything for months and months because its not like your life depends on reading this shite. Besides, you can always read Brents and he is very devoted to keeping it updated. So don't come around here expecting me to conform to your narrow paradigm of what is expected from blogs. I will NOT conform to them.


Love,
Shmerica.